Twobirds disputed

Twobirds disputed

Twobirds disputed about a kernel, when a third swooped down and carried it off.

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In God we trust; all others pay cash.

No matter how good

No matter how good the idea of the other fellow may be, there is always a better one !

We make our friends, we make our enemies, but God makes our next-door neighbours.

Thesearch for someone

Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.

Truthsprings from

Truthsprings from argument amongst friends.

A goodplan is like a

A goodplan is like a road map: it shows the final destination and usually the bestway to get there.

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Itmatters not whether

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Love arrives on

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

Prayer changes things

Prayer changes things by changing people.

Every advantage has its tax

Every advantage has its tax

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