Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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Evil communication corrupt

Evil communication corrupt good manners.

So longas a man

So longas a man is angry he cannot be in the right.

Labour with what

Labour with what zeal we will. Something still remains undone.

The warexisting between

The warexisting between the senses and reason.

He whotalks incessantly,

He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Parents these days

Parents these days scarcely bring up children; they finance them.

Somepeople reach

Somepeople reach the top of the ladder only to find it is leaning against thewrong wall.

No country without

No country without an atom bomb could properly consider itself independet.

The condition upon

The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.

I give myself,sometimes

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

Donot wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you wrong but yourself.

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