Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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Beforeeverything else,

Beforeeverything else, getting ready is the secret to success.

Tofight and conquer

Tofight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supremeexcellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

When youhave to

When youhave to make a choice and you don't make it, that itself is a choice.

Patriots always talk

Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country

Deep-seatedpreferences

Deep-seatedpreferences cannot be argued about.

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

Be notdisturbed at being

Be notdisturbed at being misunderstood; be disturbed at not understanding.

Onemust talk little and

Onemust talk little and listen much.

Failingto plan is

Failingto plan is planning to fail.

Power will intoxicate

Power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine thestrongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted withunlimited power.

The onesure way to

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Of all human foibles

Of all human foibles love of living is the most powerful.

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