Don't wrestlea pig

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Don't wrestlea pig
Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.
  
Jan, 20 2012     80 chars (1 sms)     968 views       Quotes

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You must remember
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Every kind of
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Civilization has made the
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Wherethe tongue slips, it speaks the truth.
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When people prophesy, they generally makes the mistake of transforming the past to future.
Ashes fly back
Ashes fly back into the face of him who throws them.
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The true test of intelligence is not how much people know how to do, but how they behave when they don't know what to do.
It's whenyou're
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Be still when
Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.
Zeal is fit only
Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.
Democracy is the art of
Democracy is the art of disciplining onself, so that one need not be disciplined by others.

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