Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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The man who says

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

Conflictis inevitable,

Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.

There is no knowledge

There is no knowledge that is not power.

Honesty and Wisdom

Honesty and Wisdom are such a delightful pastime, at another person's expense !

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

If youare planning

If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.

He whotalks incessantly,

He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.

Hearme, my chiefs!

Hearme, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

To believein something

To believein something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

Education makes people

Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; Easy to govern, but impossible to enslave

Thefibers of all things

Thefibers of all things have their tension and are strained like the strings ofan instrument.

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