Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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Sometimesyou have

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

We ownalmost all

We ownalmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

He who asks a

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.

There are two

There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.

Power takes as

Power takes as ingratitude the writhing of its victims.

Long-rangeplanning

Long-rangeplanning works best in the short term.

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

A man's ruin lies

A man's ruin lies in his tongue.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

you can not strengthen

you can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

True miracle are

True miracle are created by men when they use the courage and intelligence God has given him

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