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If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

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Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.

Creation is only the projection into form of that which already exists.

There is much more learning than knowing in the world.

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

God made time, but man made haste.

I am atpeace with God. My conflict is with man.

Can we do good to the world? In an absolute sense, no; in a relative sense, yes.

Everything has been thought of before, but the difficulty is to think of it again

Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

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