If you ain'tnever

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

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A man's ruin lies in his tongue.

Fortunatelypsychoanalysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itselfstill remains a very effective therapist.

Without trust, words

Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a woodengong. With trust, words become life itself.

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Patriotism is not

Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outbrust of emotion but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.

Thedeeper the waters

Thedeeper the waters are, the more still they run.

You can be erudite

You can be erudite with knowledge of others; you can be wise only with your wisdom.

Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

Instinct is the nose of the mind.

To be wronged is

To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

If all those who

If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!

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