Youdon't have to

Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.

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Politeness is the

Politeness is the art of selecting among one's real thoughts.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Optimists and pessimists

Optimists and pessimists have one fault in common: they are afraid of the truth.

Another form of

Another form of wastefulness is expenditure of words beyond the income of ideas.

Washing one's hands

Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerfuland the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral.

I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

Everybody is ignorant

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

The Universe is

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Wecould never learn

Wecould never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world.

Thehardest step is

Thehardest step is over the threshold.

Duty largely consists of

Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical

Thecourts of this

Thecourts of this country should not be the places where resolution of disputesbegins. They should be the places where the disputes end after alternativemethods of resolving disputes have been considered and tried.

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