Almost all of our

Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods.

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Be slow of tounge and

Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Themost important of

Themost important of life's battles is the one we fight daily in the silentchambers of the soul.

Never play cat

Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.

A manshould never

A manshould never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying,in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

Failureto prepare is

Failureto prepare is preparing to fail.

A matter that becomes

A matter that becomes clear ceases to concern us.

All creeds and opinions

All creeds and opinions are nothing but the result of chance and temperament.

Thetime to repair the

Thetime to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.

I know youbelieve you

I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

Experience is a hard teacher

Experience is a hard teacher because SHE gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

Wecannot always

Wecannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, andrepetition impresses the subconscious, and we are then master of thesituation.

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