Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.

If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.

Thepast is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets andre-explains what has happened.

Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.

Thetorment of human frustration, whatever its immediate cause,is the knowledge that the self is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangledmind’ leaking away in lonely, wasteful self-conflict.

A man's real life is that accorded to him in the thoughtd other man by reason of respect or natural love.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

A foolshows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

You'vegot to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, know when to run.