The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

To know how to free oneself is nothing: the arduous thing is to know what to do with one's freedom.

Peoplespend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idledreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill theemptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed tosearch was within.

Kindness is never wasted. If it has no effect on the recepient, at least it benefits the bestower.

In thebusiness world, everyone is always working at legitimate cross purposes,governed by self interest.

Suffering is the sole origin of consciousness.

To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have a deference for others governs our manners.

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.

Power, however it has evolved, whatever its origins, willnot be given up without a struggle.

Love is an act of faith and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.

Out of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.