We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetitionimpresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Necessitynever made a good bargain.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

The cause of liberty becomes a mockery if the price to be paid is the wholesale destruction of those who are to enjoy liberty.

Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.

Relationships of trust depend on our willingness to looknot only to our own interests, but also the interests of others.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.