History is the witness

History is the witness of the times, the light of truth.

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Step after step the ladder is ascended

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My green thumb

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To exaggrerate is

To exaggrerate is to weaken.

Makesure you leave

Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.

One ofthe best

One ofthe best ways to persuade others is with your ears by listening to them.

You can't go

You can't go very far if you don't begin very near.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Tranquility will roof

Tranquility will roof a house, but discord can wear away the foundation of a city.

It is easier to be

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Facts do not cease to exist

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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