Khud ko kar

Khud ko kar
Khud ko kar kanjus itna Kihar sms bhejne se pehle Mobile company wale call kar ke puchheAaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to hai bhai
  

Jan, 23 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1137 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jeevan bigaad liya. Aur chaturai se ki shadi jisne, Usne bhi kya ukhad liya.
Apse Jb Hmari Yaari Ho Gyi Duniya Hmari Or B Pyari Ho Gyi Pahle Hum Kisi B Cheez K Aadi Na The Par Ab Apko Yad Krne Ki Bimari Ho Gyi he
Na Moh na Maya hai, Aalas tumhi ko aya hai.. Humein bhi Msg kar k dekh lo BETA, NOKIA ne yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhari Girlfrend k liye nahi banaya hai...
SMS dosto ko itne kiye ki hum jeet gaye sMs ki race. Mobile bhi unka pareshaan hoke kehne laga : NO SPACE NO SPACE..!
Main gaya uski gali me,Bola dil se dil laga lo,Jab dekha uski Mummi ko to bola,Jute,chappal theek karwa lo
Tujhko dekhenge to sitare bhi Zia maangen ge, Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge, Apne maathe se yun aanchal ko na sarkaa dena, Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge.
Arz hai-Dil k zkhm kisi Ko dikha na skoge Dil me jo he kisiko bta na skoge Karoge jawani me jo GF pe kharche Budhape tak udhari chuka na sako
Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho To Rikhshaw Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein
Kash SHARE ka insurance ho jata, Share mein TRADE karne se pahle premium bharwaya jata, BHAV UPAR jaye to theek warna, Trade pe jo LOSS hota .........uska claim to mil jata
Krishna K Kadmo Pe Kadam Badaye Chalo Ab Murli nahi Hai To Citi Bazaye Chalo Radha To Ghar Wale Dilayenge hi Mgar tab tk Gopiya Pataye Chalo
Dhyan de! Agar aap is dhyan denewale message ko dhyan se padhenge to apke dhyan me ek baat ayegi ke is message mein dhyan denewali koi bat hi nahi hai