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Khud ko kar kanjus itna Kihar sms bhejne se pehle Mobile company wale call kar ke puchheAaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to hai bhai
  

Jan, 23 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1072 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun, Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun, Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???
kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote. chand to tu hai hi, sitaare bhee saaath hote.
Nazar badalti h, Wafaye badal jati h, Meri ada se hawaye badal jati h Apni mhbooba ko bacha lo Bhaiya, Meri 1muskan se premikaye badal jati h
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya, Hum umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge. Kya hua jo humari girl friend nahi, Hum aapki girl friend ke sahare ji lenge.
Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai….Hum kis-kis ke liye Tajmahal banwayein???Hume to har ladki Mumtaj nazar aati hai….
Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah...wah..!!aap hamare dil me base ho..thoda side ho jao sans lene wale pipe me fase ho.......
Woh sadak ke is paar thi aur hum sadak ke us paar the hum kuch age badhe,woh kuch age badhi,hum kuch age badhe,woh kuch age badhi,hum aur age badhe woh bhi aur age badhi, ab hum sadak ke is paar the aur woh sadak ke us pae thi.
New punishmnt for cell owners Mised call kai liye JAIL. Sms kai liye FAANSI. Call kai Liye UMARKAID. aap mat daro KANJUSO ko to inaam hai
Kisi ne DIL badal liya, Kisi ne DHADKAN badal li, Aap ke paas kuchh bhi nahi thaa badalne ko,To aapne Mandir me jaakar CHAPPAL badal lee
Ye CHAND bhi dekho kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Gour farmaye Ye CHAND bhi kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Bachpan me MAMA aur Jawani me SANAM nazar ata hai......!
Sitam sehne ki hadd hoti hai, kissi ko sataane ki hadd hoti hai, sms karne ki koshish to kiya karo, yun hi sms pad kar mobile jeb me daalne ki bhi hadd hoti hai
Dali ne dali pe nazar dali, kisi ne is par nazar dali kisi ne us par nazar dali ,hamne jis par nazar dali uske baap ne uski shadi kar dali