Khud ko kar

Khud ko kar
Khud ko kar kanjus itna Kihar sms bhejne se pehle Mobile company wale call kar ke puchheAaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to hai bhai
  

Jan, 23 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1270 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Mein bilkul Sharef ho gya hu 1 Ladki k karib ho gya hu Uske Paas mere dil k Chabi hai Vo Meri aakhri Dilruba Aur Tumhari 25vi Bhabhi haI
Yad Rak Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne Meri Zindgi Par Ehsan Kr Diya is Mobile May A Last Rupya Tha Dek Wo B Tere Naam Kr Diya.
Dabbay mai dabba dabay mai khargosh wah Wah Gaur Farmaye Dabbay mai dabba dabay mai khargosh wah Wah Uncle ne aankh mari aunty Behosh.
Dil ki bat dilme mat rkhna,Jo pasand ho use ILU kehna,Agar wo itrai,gusse me aaye,To darna mat rakhi nikalna & kehna pyari behna milti rehna
Teri yad m tadap k Mar Jayenge, Mar GayeTo Tera Naam Le jayenge,Rab Ko Rishwat de k Tujhe B bulayenge,or Uper Sath me baith ke kurkure kaienge.
Hum itne SWEET nai ki diabities ho jaye,Nai itne SALTY ki B.P badh jye,Nai itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye,Par hum itne KADWE b nahi ki yad n aye
Kab tut jaye Kasam hi to hai..Kab badal jaye najar hi to hai..Ab u hi tum mere SMS ki aadat mat dalna...Kab khatam ho jaye SCHEME hi to hai
Phoolon ko phool pasand hai, dilon ko dil pasand hai. Shayar ko shayeri pasand hai. Kisiki pasand se hame kya, hamko to bas apki girl friend pasand hai
Kabhi dost kehte ho, Kabhi dua dete ho, Kabhi bewaqt nind se jaga dete ho, Par jab bhi hume "SMS" karte ho, To khuda kasam zindgi k saare gam bhula dete ho
ye jamana janta hai aur wo bhi jante hainki hame unse pyar bahut haiwoh hamse door hai fir bhi kyonki unke hamare jaise yar bahut hain
Jin ke pas hai ... Wo hath me le k hilate hai. Jin k pass nahi hai... Wo ungali dal k hilate hai........ Bole to kya??.... Tooth brush .... Yar
Zubaan pe naam late hain aankho se aansoo chalak jate hai.Kabhi hazaron sms kiya karte the,Aaj ek sms ke liye taras jate hai.