Kash sab log ek jaise hote. Ek HUM HAI, jo sms nahi apna DIL bhejte hain. Aur ek AAP HAI, jo Hamara DIL rakhne ke liye bhi sms nahi bhejte…

Taraste Hue Uske Hatho Ne Teri Kalai Ko Chhua Hai,Jaise Uski Har Saans Puch Rahi Ho....Bhaiya Time Kya Hua Hai?

Ye CHAND bhi dekho kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Gour farmaye Ye CHAND bhi kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Bachpan me MAMA aur Jawani me SANAM nazar ata hai......!

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye, Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye... Light chali gayi, Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..!

Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala

Aasman me kaali ghata chayi hai, Aaj fir gharwali se daat khayi hai, Kehti hai sudhar jao, par meri kya galti, Bajuwali aaj phir mini skirt me aayi hai...

Jitne Channel TV ke, utne nakhre 'BV' ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, beghar hue janab.

Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hain,laila ko majnu mushkil se milta hain,hum to sms bhejte rehte he par,aaj kal aapka sms mushkil se milt hai Ye kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho, Aankhen band hai fir b nazar aa rahe ho.. Na jane kyu aisa lagta hai jaise samne khade ho aur sing hila rahe ho

Jise samjha lehar pepsi woh nikla jahar pepsi, jise samjha coca-cola woh nikla dhokha cola, so aaj k baad no soft drinks only wine and whisky; kabhi na risky.

Sharrifon me koi chor nahi hota, kauwo me koi mor nahi hota, naye patang ka koi dor nahi hota, yaroon humse jo kare dosti wo kabhi bore nahi hota.

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,Gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,Tum kar do EK SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,Tumare SMS ki aadat si ho gayi hai

Hazaro aati hai Hazaro jaati hai Magar jo mandap me baith ti hai Wohi kaam aati hai