Unki galise mera

Unki galise mera
Unki galise mera janaza nikla wo na nikle jin ke liye janaza nikla unka Ghar aaya mere dost siti bajane lage ,rakh kar mera janaza kamine use PATANE lage
  

Jan, 23 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     1453 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Spne Ki Tarah Tujhe Saja K Rkhu Chandni Raat K Nazaron Se Chupa K Rkhu Meri Taqdeer Mere Sath Nhi varna Apne Samne Tumhe "MURGA"Bana K Rkhu!
Kisi ne DIL badal liya, Kisi ne DHADKAN badal li, Aap ke paas kuchh bhi nahi thaa badalne ko,To aapne Mandir me jaakar CHAPPAL badal lee
Koi cheez Bewafai se badkar kya hogi, Ghum-e-imtihan judai se badkar kya hogi, kisiko deni ho jawani mein saza To PADAI se badkar saza kya hogi.
Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap mar jaye, Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye. Aisa mat keh aye zaalim,ye ek paap hoga, Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga!
Wo to Shahjahan Ka Pagalpan Tha, Warna Mumtaz Mei Baat Hi Kya Thi... Mohabbat Ki Kashish Ne TAJ MAHAL Bana Dala, Warna Ladkiyon Ki Auqat Hi Kya Thi..
Mein bilkul Sharef ho gya hu 1 Ladki k karib ho gya hu Uske Paas mere dil k Chabi hai Vo Meri aakhri Dilruba Aur Tumhari 25vi Bhabhi haI
Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai, Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai, Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai, Kiyun na aey teri yaad? Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...
Ae dost tu mat ho udaas,Saans meri chute na chute tra saath.Phir bhi agar tujhe aaye meri yaad,toh mujhe call kar lena,meri INCOMING BILKUL FREE HAIN..!!
Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.
Aasman me kaali ghata chayi hai, Aaj fir gharwali se daat khayi hai, Kehti hai sudhar jao, par meri kya galti, Bajuwali aaj phir mini skirt me aayi hai...
Sar jukta hai sharam me, sar jukta hai khane me, sar jukta hai likhne me, aur sar hamesa jukta he mere SMS padhne me. Padho sar jhukake.....
Kya mast hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hai, cow log grass kha rahele hai, shane log sms kar rahele hai aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hai.