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Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai...hee,

Nakhre aapke tauba tauba, ajeeb aapka style hai, Mssg to aap karte nahi, bus halla macha rakha ki mere paas mobile hai..

Burai se achchai jite, Rawan ki tarah dukho ka nash ho.. Nakami ka har silsila tute, puri man ki har aas ho.. Jo chaho wo mile jiwan ki, har khushi aapke paas ho.... Happy Deshera.

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to kehta hai"beautiful beautiful"aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kehta hai"Aprilfool Aprilfool"

Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..

Door rehkar bhi dil ke paas lagte ho, nazron se door rehkar khaas lagte ho, har baar doosron ka bheja SMS bhejkar khud ko smart samajhte ho!!!

Tum ek aise DON ho jiske paas har locker ki chabi hai.Tabhi to apko 'DON' with 'KEY' kehte hain,aur hum pyar se.."DONKEY" kehte hain..!

Jo chiz mang k mile wo Mannat... Chah k mile wo Chahat... Paas ho wo Amanat... Dilse mile vo Rehmat... Par ek sacha Dost mile vo KISMAT.

Hum na rahenge fasane na rahenge, Phir yaad aane k zamane na rahenge, Tum yaad to karoge hume, Magar paas bulane k bahane na rahenge

Mohabbat wafa ke siwa kuch nahi,Duniya gum ke siwa kuch nahi,unke paas humare siwa sab kuch hai,par humare pass unke siwa kuch B nai..

Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: Beta Tum Bahut PadhogeLadka: Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??