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Bekar he wo log jo ladkiyo ko miSS karte he!!MiSS karna hi he to MACCHAROko karo,Jo apni jan p khel kr b apko kiSS karte hai.
Ankhein teri roye aansu mere ho! Dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho!Ay mere dost dosti itani gehari ho ki!Sadak par teri pitai ho aur galati meri ho!
Chuhe ka sehra suhana lagta hai,Chuhiya ka to dil diwana lagta hai,Pal bhar me aise kutarte hain kapde,Ab to her kapda purana lagta hai
Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..
E dost tu bhi likha kar shayri Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega Log phekainge anday tematar, To raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega.
Aap ka gadha aap se rooth gaya Ja k nadi me kood gaya. Doobte hue bola ab aur dukh nahi sahenge ek ghar me do do nahi rahenge
Pehle Zindgi Cheen Li Mujhse,Ab wo Meri Maut Ka Bhi Faida Uthate Hai,Meri Kabr Par Phool Chadhane Ke Bahane wo Kisi Aurse Milne Jate Hai
Ishq me ye anjaam paya hai, hath pair tute, aur muh se khun aya hai, hospital pahunche to nurso ne farmaya hai, baharo ful barsao kisi ka mhbub pit k aya hai.
Subha saam aapki yaad aati hai, raat din satati hai, karne ko to karle phon aapko par customer care ki ek ladki hai jo bar bar balence low batati hai.
Hu main Dr jahan,Meri wife hai nurse waha.Ye kaisa zulm sehna PADTA hai,Mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai!!
Mausam ye haseen kehta h pyaar kar le Dil diwana kehta h ikraar kar le chahat kehti h izhaar kar le par MUMMY KEHTI PEHLE DEGREE PASS KAR LE
1 SArdar k 20 BAche the1 din uski Wife ne Pucha,Me KAisi LAg rhi hu SArdr:Rup TerA MAstAna PAs Mere MAt Ana,Phool koi Phir se Khilna jaye!!