What is the similarity between a mobile phone and a wife?Ans- U like them when they are new. Always u like others thing. U have to charge them at night.
Sardr ka beta 5th me fail hua to 4th me aya,4th me fail hua to 3rd me aya.To sardar ghar pe apni biwi sebola-Apni salwar,panty tight karle,wo vapas aa raha hai
Teacher : what do u want to become ? Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it
Recent sex survey report : 10% of girls say "b quick it pains" 10% Say "speed is not enough" & the rest 80% say "quick, my husband may come home anytime!"
