The king goes

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

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Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

He whois unable

He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.

Almost all of our

Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods.

If you ain'tnever

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Man alone contains

Man alone contains within himself as many species as exist on earth.

Concentrated power

Concentrated power is not rendered harmless by the goodintentions of those who create it.

Few things are hard

Few things are harder to pus up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Thesingle most powerful

Thesingle most powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get upand walk away from the table without a deal.

To ask advice is

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.

Marriagemeans expectations

Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict.

Concentration of wealth

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

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