Whenelephants fight,

Whenelephants fight,

Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

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If Ishould ever be

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.

The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

The king goes as

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

Themost prepared are

Themost prepared are the most dedicated.

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

If you would know

If you would know what nobody knows, read what everybody reads just after one year afterwards.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Malice drinketh its

Malice drinketh its own poison.

A taste for truth

A taste for truth at any cost is a passion which spares nothing:

True friendship comes

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable

Thework will teach you

Thework will teach you how to do it.

I am atpeace with

I am atpeace with God. My conflict is with man.

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