Whenelephants fight,

Whenelephants fight,

Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

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Hearme, my chiefs!

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Conscience is the frame of

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Aproblem is a chance

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Truthsprings from

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Welearn little from

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Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

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Love is an act of

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Even a fish wouldn'

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Bythree methods

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Nothing makes it

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All excellent things

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