Whenelephants fight,

Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

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Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.

Mostpeople I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing inreturn and I do very well in the bargain.

Silence, along with modesty, is a great aid to conversation.

Don'tuse a lot where a little will do.

Negotiatingin the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties are more anxious to agreethan to disagree.

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

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The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.

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