Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.

Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.

To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

Adversity attracts the man of character. He seeks out the better joy, responsibility.

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

The aimof argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

A book, like a landscape, is a state of consciouness varying with readers.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.