Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

When indoubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask. If you are not in doubt, you may bekidding yourself.

Happiness is the art of making a bouquet of those flowers within reach.

You andyour spouse should consider the arguments you have, not as calamities in thehistory of your child’sdevelopment, but as opportunities for learning. Take the opportunity to teachyour children the art ofand value in negotiation, and to demonstrate you

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth.

Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.

Neveranswer a letter while you are angry.

He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.

The wise man learns more from his enemies than the fool does from his friends.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.