Science has promised

Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.

Jan, 21 2012 82 chars (1 sms) 996 views Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

The first duty of

The first duty of love is to listen.

You made your

You made your bed, now lie in it.

If you arepatient

If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

Youcan't shake hands

Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.

Almost all four faults

Almost all four faults are more pardonable than the methods we think up to hide them

When angry, count

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

We mustbe part

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

If wecannot end

If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.

Speak when you

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Silence is argument

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Long-rangeplanning

Long-rangeplanning works best in the short term.

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

Science has promised

more Quotes SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages