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Hum itne SWEET nai ki diabities ho jaye,Nai itne SALTY ki B.P badh jye,Nai itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye,Par hum itne KADWE b nahi ki yad n aye

Sharrifon me koi chor nahi hota, kauwo me koi mor nahi hota, naye patang ka koi dor nahi hota, yaroon humse jo kare dosti wo kabhi bore nahi hota.

Kanjusi ka oscar jab diyajayega,tab apka naam sabse pahle liyajayega, galti se bhi kisiko sms mat karna nahi to oscar hath se chala jayega.

Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hain,laila ko majnu mushkil se milta hain,hum to sms bhejte rehte he par,aaj kal aapka sms mushkil se milt hai Ye kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho, Aankhen band hai fir b nazar aa rahe ho.. Na jane kyu aisa lagta hai jaise samne khade ho aur sing hila rahe ho

"Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, " Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge

Dil ki bat dilme mat rkhna,Jo pasand ho use ILU kehna,Agar wo itrai,gusse me aaye,To darna mat rakhi nikalna & kehna pyari behna milti rehna

Nazro se nazre tum churaoge kab tak, dosti akhir chupaoge kab tak, mere paigam tume milte rahege yuhi sada, inbox se msg mitaoge kab Tak

A moskito sing bhige oth tere pyasa dank mere lage amrit sa muje blood tera kbhi mere sath koi rat gujar tuje subah tak chikengunia Uphar

Kab tut jaye Kasam hi to hai..Kab badal jaye najar hi to hai..Ab u hi tum mere SMS ki aadat mat dalna...Kab khatam ho jaye SCHEME hi to hai

Wo aai mere sapne me sapne me sab kuch ho gaya.wo aai mere sapne me.sapne me sab kuch ho gaya.uski bhi izzat bach gai.Apna bhi kaam ho gaya.

Gurur rum aa, Gurur Whisky, Gurur Vodka Gin eshwara; Gurur sakshat Peg brahma, Tasme shri Beer a namah! Bhagwan aapko sada TUNN rakhe

Agar aap barsaat ka mazaa chaho to,In aankhon me aake baso,Kyuki barsaat to barso me barasti he,Aur ye aankhen to barso se barasti hai