SMS Messages13143 messages

Kuch HUM tumhe yaad karte hai, Kuch TUM hume yaad karte ho. Farak sirf itna hai ki HUM SMS bhejke yaad karte hai, TUM SMS padhke yaad karte ho!.
Apni DOSTI ko mat Chupao use Jrurat hai JATANE ki. Apni PRATIBHAON ko mat Chupao use Jrurt hai BADHANE ki.Yaar Ab aur PERFUME mat Lgao Tumhe Jrurt hai NHANE ki.
Jin ke pas hai ... Wo hath me le k hilate hai. Jin k pass nahi hai... Wo ungali dal k hilate hai........ Bole to kya??.... Tooth brush .... Yar
Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban, Hasi k Liye AAnsoo kurban, Pyar k Liy Dil kurban,Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban, Aur ladki k Liye.. Saale Tu bhi kurban.
Kya mast hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hai, cow log grass kha rahele hai, shane log sms kar rahele hai aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hai.
New punishmnt for cell owners Mised call kai liye JAIL. Sms kai liye FAANSI. Call kai Liye UMARKAID. aap mat daro KANJUSO ko to inaam hai
Arz kiya hai: Bahar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, ki bahar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi aur phool khilne se pahle...... Bakri kha gayi.
Aapka har ek sms khas hota hai, wo hamare dil ke paas hota hai, Hum bhale hi turant jawab na de paaye, magar phir bhi aapke agle sms ka intzar hota hai..
mere sMs ko tere inbox me panah miljaye, mere sMs ko tere inbox me panah miljaye, jo rply na kre uska mobile FANAA hojaye.
SMS to Ek Bahana Tha.Irada to Aapka Ek Pal Churana Tha.Aap yaad Kare Na kare Koi Baat Nahin,Par Aapki Yaad Aati Hai Bas Itna Batana Tha.
Log puchte hai ki cigarate kyun pite ho, kya ye pyass bujhati hai? Maine kaha "nahi, dil me kisi ki tasvir hai,kambhakt kam se kam usko to jalati hai".
Jane anjane me agar hamne apka dil dukhaya ho,taklif di ho, pareshan kiya ho,aur Jo tention di ho us k liyetum se jo bane vo kar lena.