Funny Shayari SMS Messages491 messages

Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile, ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile, SMS karne ke kasar mat karna MERE dost, maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile.
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho Axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rahe huggies jaise
Dil me hamesha ek SHOR ho raha hai, bin sms BOR ho raha he, kahi aisa to nahi ke ek pyara sa DOST mujhse DOOR ho raha hai..
Unhe Pyar Karna nahi ata, aur hame Pyar ke sivay Kuch nahi ata... Jine ke sirf ye do raste hai, ek unhe nahi ata aur ek hame nahi ata...
dosti hai jaan lutane ke liye,ham apni hasti mita den dost ke liye,milne ki tumhe fursat nahi, ham sms karte hain apni yad dilane ke liye
Tum door sahi, majboor sahi, par yaar tumhari aati hai, tum ssans wahan lete ho, par badbu yahan tak aati hai!!!
Pyar ke jam ko aise na piyo ki aadha piya aur aadha chhod diya. Yaaron yeh pyar hai, nahin koi Vim Bar, jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya!!!
Itne saalon ke baad bhi who hamein dekh ke muskurate hain saale uske bachche hi kamine hain to mama mama chillate hain!!!
Us pyari si surat ka phir ek baar deedar de, tadap rahe hain hum aur na intezaar de. Apni aawaz nahin sunani to na suna, aye zaalim ek missed call to maarde.
Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi
Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho, Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho, SMS to kya call bhi karoonga, Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...