Everyone says ''Behind

Everyone says ''Behind
Everyone says ''Behind Every successful Men There is a Woman''..But oly few of them knows d true fact is WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     863 views       Funny

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U cAn control ur breAth bt not deAth,u cAn control ur Life bt not ur Wife,u can control ur Emotion bt not ur"Loose Motion"