The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Thebasic building block of good communications is the feeling that every humanbeing is unique and of value.

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

Nostrength within, no respect without.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

Peoplespend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idledreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill theemptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed tosearch was within.

True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Don't let life discourage your, everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.

Changemeans movement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.

The spokenword belongs half to him who speaks, and half to him who listens.

Theterm up has no meaning apart from the word down. The term fasthas no meaning apart from the term slow. In addition, such termshave no meaning even when used together, except when confined to a veryparticular situation... most of our language about the