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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

Kindness is never wasted. If it has no effect on the recepient, at least it benefits the bestower.

Out ofthe fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.

Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

WheneverI hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escapea hundred days of sorrow.

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.

Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.

Renown and repose do not go together.

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