In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Never answer a letter while you are angry.

Peoplespend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idledreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill theemptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed tosearch was within.

No man everdid a designed injury to another, but at the same time he did a greater tohimself .

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.

The great essentials of happiness are: something to do,something to love and something to hope for.

Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a woodengong. With trust, words become life itself.