Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

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The art of showmanship

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

The more estimable

The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.

A wise man will make more

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

It is long and hard

It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.

Take yourlife into

Take yourlife into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

Don'tthrow out the

Don'tthrow out the baby with the bath water.

Thereward for always

Thereward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.

The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

Lower your voice

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice.

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