Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Jane anjane me agar hamne apka dil dukhaya ho,taklif di ho, pareshan kiya ho,aur Jo tention di ho us k liyetum se jo bane vo kar lena.

Baharo phool barsaomera"DOST"aya hai.Hoto pe muskan,gali me mehak laya he.Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"vo aj"LUX" se nahaya hai.

Bewafa Ladkiyo Se To Wisky Achhi Hai Yeh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Woh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Kam se Kam Dil Jalane Se Pehle Wisky Hothon Se To Lag Jati Hai…

Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai Tum kya jano gum kisey kehte hai Tum kya jano gum kya chiz hoti hai Tumne to hmesha fevicol use kiya hena.

Na 'Sachhai' badi hai,Na 'Khuddari' badi hai,Na 'Bhalai' badi hai,Na 'Imandari' badi hai.Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khadi hai.

Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hain,laila ko majnu mushkil se milta hain,hum to sms bhejte rehte he par,aaj kal aapka sms mushkil se milt hai Ye kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho, Aankhen band hai fir b nazar aa rahe ho.. Na jane kyu aisa lagta hai jaise samne khade ho aur sing hila rahe ho

Mausam ye haseen kehta h pyaar kar le Dil diwana kehta h ikraar kar le chahat kehti h izhaar kar le par MUMMY KEHTI PEHLE DEGREE PASS KAR LE

Hu main Dr jahan,Meri wife hai nurse waha.Ye kaisa zulm sehna PADTA hai,Mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai!!

Baith Kr Unki Zulfon K Saaye Me Swarg Jaisa Anand AayaKambakhat Biwi Ne Dekh Liya Shaam Ko Hospital Me Hi Hosh Aaya..

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN, KABHI DHOOP TO KABHI BARSAAT HAIN, YEH MSG KA SILSALA CHALTA RAHEGA, JAB TAK FREE SMS KA SAATH HAI.