Happiness is a choice that

Happiness is a choice that requires affort at times.

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Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

If youcan make a

If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.

Remember when feminisit

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

Past time is only e

Past time is only eviil at a distance.

Constant repetition

Constant repetition carries conviction.

It is much easier

It is much easier to be a hero than a gentleman.

Science has achieved

Science has achieved more for the emancipation of masses than the wisdom of sages.

The great essentials

The great essentials of happiness are: something to do,something to love and something to hope for.

Speechis human, silence

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

In history, characters

In history, characters and events occur twice, first as tragedy then as farce.

Liberation is not deliverance.

Stability is not

Stability is not immobility

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