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Women claim that all gud men are married, while all wives complain about their lousy husbands.This proves that there is no such thing as a gud man!

Height of Unemployment Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company"BEGGARS WITH PLATE & FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!!"

U cAn control ur breAth bt not deAth,u cAn control ur Life bt not ur Wife,u can control ur Emotion bt not ur"Loose Motion"

Who walks wth us through d difficlt path of life? Mom/Dad? -No Wife? -No Frnds? -No Lover? -No Only our CHAPPALS. So keep them safe!

To b happy with a man,love him a little n understand him a lot.To b happy with a woman,love her a lot n DO NOT TRY to understand her.

Boys have fun by teasing girls, Then girls cry 4 few minutes Girl hav fun by loving boys, Then boy cry 4 life time! Funny but it's fact

friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Pakad Lo, Nhi To Bhag Jayeg

If Reliance group launches a diaper,what will b d slogan? Ab kar lo susu chaddi me!! Dhirubhai ka sapna,har langot me diaper apna..

Log kehte h ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya h,Theek hi kehte h "FALTOO" kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate h.

Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech laloo got angry n said if u dont play the game,Dont make the rules!! -

He said.Do u love me just because my father left me a fortune?She said.Not at all honey, I would love u no matter who left u the money.

A man in US kicks a dog to death which was abt to bite a lady.Paper reports:US citizen saves lady frm dog.Man says I'm not U.S citizen.So reprt changd,foreign hero saves lady frm dogMan says he is frm Pak Nxt days headlines:Terorist attacks local dog.