Hum Gaye The

Hum Gaye The
Hum Gaye The unke Ghar Kehna Tha Dil se Dil Milalo Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza Hum Ghabra Ke Bole Aunty Bachho ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo..
  

Jan, 23 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1011 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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1 SArdar k 20 BAche the1 din uski Wife ne Pucha,Me KAisi LAg rhi hu SArdr:Rup TerA MAstAna PAs Mere MAt Ana,Phool koi Phir se Khilna jaye!!
Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye, Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye... Light chali gayi, Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..!
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun, Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun, Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???
Unke Pyaar Me Umar Bhar Intezar Kiya..Unke Pyaar Me Umar Bhar Intezar Kiya,Aur Us Intezaar Me Na Jane Kitno Se Pyar kiya..
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...
Taraste Hue Uske Hatho Ne Teri Kalai Ko Chhua Hai,Jaise Uski Har Saans Puch Rahi Ho....Bhaiya Time Kya Hua Hai?
Kon keheta hai aashik mara karte hai?Kon keheta hai aashik mara karte hai....?Vo to kabar me bhi apne meheboob ka intjar karte hai......
Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..
Na Pooch Teri Judai k Lamhey Hum ne kese bitae Paani mai SURF EXCEL mila k Straw se Bulbule banae
Jeet K B HAr Gya Me PyarKi Bazi Yaro Me Uska DEVDAS Tha WoThi Meri PARO Wo Guzr Gye PasSe Nazr Tk N Milai QK M Cycle PeTha UsK PasThi Pajero.
Kya leker aye the..? Kya leker jaoge..? Mujhe sms nahi kar k kitni chillar bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya...... NARAK mein bangla banaoge.
AAPKI jheel si aankhon mein, Dil doob jana chahata hai. Par phir yeh khayaal aata hai, Saala apun ko SWIMMING kaha aata hai