Hum Gaye The

Hum Gaye The
Hum Gaye The unke Ghar Kehna Tha Dil se Dil Milalo Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza Hum Ghabra Ke Bole Aunty Bachho ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo..
  

Jan, 23 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1064 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha, lekin baat khas hui nahi, tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha, lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!
Log kahte hai ki ISHQ me nind ud jati hai. Log kehte hai k ISHQ main neend ud jati hai. Hamko bhi ISHQ ho jaye, kambakt aajkal nind bahut aati hai."
Tuje pane k liye kuch b Kar Sakta Hu Tere pyar me ji aur Mar Sakta Hu Fir b tu na mili to gam nai Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try Kar Sakta Hu.
Tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,kabhi mehfil me bhi aaya karo,kya hua jo tut gaye samne k 2 daant .Phir bhi dil khol k muskuraya karo...
Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees,
SMS har pal karu to bewakufi hogi har roz karu to battmiji hogi har baar nahin karu to kanjusi hogi par kabhi kabaar karu to aapko khushi hogi.
Ishq k school me nya mahol ho gya,1techar ko pappu se pyar ho gya,tbhi se sari class ka dil udas ho gya,sare bache fail or pappu pass Ho gya
Bahut door rehkar bhi paas lagte ho,nazar se door rehkar bhi khaas lagte ho,har baar dusro ka diya sms bhejte ho, aur khud ko kavi KALIDAS samjate ho.
Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
Apki yadoko ansu banakar piya karenge,bewakt apko mis kia karege, apki yadome mar b gaye to kya? "YAMRAJ" k mobilese roz apko sms kiya karenge.
1 SArdar k 20 BAche the1 din uski Wife ne Pucha,Me KAisi LAg rhi hu SArdr:Rup TerA MAstAna PAs Mere MAt Ana,Phool koi Phir se Khilna jaye!!
Kab tut jaye Kasam hi to hai..Kab badal jaye najar hi to hai..Ab u hi tum mere SMS ki aadat mat dalna...Kab khatam ho jaye SCHEME hi to hai