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Kambhakt ishq ne aaj humko rula diya jis pe marte the hum unhi ne bhula diya hum bhi unko bhulane ko pite gaye,1 din zalim ne usme bhi zher mila diya
koi gam nahi,fir bi man udas haikoi rasta nahi,fir bi ek aas haikehne ko hai bahut apne,par tu hi 1 khaas haiZyada senti mat ho,ye sab bakwas ha
Mein bilkul Sharef ho gya hu 1 Ladki k karib ho gya hu Uske Paas mere dil k Chabi hai Vo Meri aakhri Dilruba Aur Tumhari 25vi Bhabhi haI
Vo Chum Le 1 Bar To Aati Nahi Neend, Uski Meethi Aawaz Me Hi Raat Beet Jati Hai, Isliye YARO... Ye RISK Na UTHAO... KACHHUA Jalao MACHHAR Bhagao.
Mandir Me Jap Krta Hu,Masjid Me Adab Krta Hu,Insan Se Kahi Khuda Na Ban Jau,IS LIYE Shaitan Ko SmS Karke Roz 1 Pap Krta hu.
Jala dena ya dafna dena,Le jaane se pehle 1peg Rum pila dena.Mai Taj mahal ki chahat nahi rakhta dosto,Bas meri kabr pe GIRLS HOSTEL bana dena.
Dil todne walo ko saja Q nai milti har kisiko pyar krne ki dua Q nai milti, log kehte he ki ishq 1 bimari hai,to fir MEDICAL per iski dawa Q nai milti?
Logo se pange bhi honge, ghar main dange bhi honge. Agar mujhe 5 sms na kiye to apko 12 bache honge, 2 ganje 2 nange or 8 lafenge honge.
1 SArdar k 20 BAche the1 din uski Wife ne Pucha,Me KAisi LAg rhi hu SArdr:Rup TerA MAstAna PAs Mere MAt Ana,Phool koi Phir se Khilna jaye!!
Zindgi me kai mushkile aati hai,Aur insaan zinda rehne se ghabrata hai,par socho kaise 1000 kato ke bich,Reh kar bhi 1 phul muskrata hai.
Mehfil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,SMS maine kiye the sab ne kia shor,paisa to mera gaya par sab kamine keh rahe the1 aur 1 aur.
Some one says Whisky is Risky,while sum1 says Whisky bina zindagi miss ki,But i say Rum,Beer ho ya Whisky,Nahi hai wo ladki se zyada RISKY...cheers